Classic funny riddles (a collection of classic hilarious riddles and 100 answers)
Humming the tune, not singing the lyrics, why? (Hit female star)-Mystery: Wu Peici (no lyrics)
A woman has been divorced 30 times. What word to use to describe it? – Mystery: The former VW is jettisoned.
Born in the Year of the Rat (a name) – Answer: Offspring.
Take a slap and make a place name—mystery: Wuzhishan
My husband also, guess a word——Answer: Yu
An adult who does not get wet A name—Answer: Master Bao
Cross, sun vs moon, guess a word—Answer: Towards.
A plane full of passengers crashed, but no one was injured. Why? – Riddle: Because they all died
Which peas can’t be eaten? -Answer: Acne
What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? ——Secret: exert force.
The fat baby is golden yellow, and the ghost face is the hottest (make a festive prop)-answer: Southern Light
Princess Iron Fan (make a foodie name)-answer: beef
1. Everyone can add and subtract. Everyone is working hard (type two words)-Answer: Sit on the pole.
I like to line up when I have nothing to do. If you have a ticket, you can play it (play live)——Answer: Scalpers.
Uncle McDonald’s Head (Hit a Country) – Mystery: Myanmar
Excessive Weight Loss (Eat a Food) – Mystery: Sushi (Too Thin to Die)
The old monk is studying (playing a physiological phenomenon)-answer: one book per month (reading)
Two birds call (playing a physical term)-answer: resonance
The sun dried Wu Dalang’s wife (playing flowers)——Answer: nasturtium (day + dryness = drought)
Two leaves and four flowers, white with yellow in color, one It blooms once a year and releases its fragrance in August. (beat a plant) – Mystery: Osmanthus
Ape Shit (make a noun) – Answer: Destiny (Ape Shit)
Germany’s Money Export Fever (beat a writer) ——Answer: Mark Twain
Don’t put the roll, guess a word——Answer: Roll
What kind of cloth has no color? ——Mystery of Youyou Resource Network: Waterfall
One of the things monks should avoid (playing movies)——Answer: Lust, Caution
One is called Yang’s child always likes to cry, and his mother complains that his father gave the child a bad name. Do you know the name? Mystery: Yang Cong
What is the longest car in the world? Mystery: Traffic Jam
Running naked to court (a new modern term)-Answer: Naked officer
My bicycle (guess the characters in the TV series “Swordsman”)- Answer: Let me go
The friction will be too much, and the top of the stick will be red and black (hitting an object)-Answer: Matches.
3:30 in the morning (type the name of the TV series)-AnswerCase: before dawn (about four o’clock after dawn)
What is the sun getting wetter and the wind getting drier? – Mystery: Sweat Homophonic “eight catties”)
Comment (input political terms)-answer: three-party talks
There are six steamed buns in the basin, one for each of the six children, but there is still one in the basin . Why? ——Riddle: A child walks away with a basin.
The summit is just around the corner (Chinese and Western medicine) – answer: high myopia.
Three Heroes (type a song name)-Mystery: True Hero
The latest hundred surnames rank 11th and 9th (key in the place name)-answer: Xuzhou (the 11th surname Xu, the 9th name is Zhou)
Drunk Concubine (name a foodie)-Answer: Yuhuan Crisp
Three Chickens (name of a song)-Mystery: Gee( Girls’ Generation)
Looking forward to the return of my son (play a chemical term)-answer: plasma.
After Leo and Gemini (playing a TV series)——answer: watch the meteor shower together.
Pregnancy (playing musical instruments)-answer: Waist drum
Who is the most skilled swordsman? -Mystery: *** (The unity of man and sword is a higher state)
What cake is thrown by nature? -Mystery: Discus
The ox never plows the fields, is short, dense and cold-resistant, climbs ice and lies on snow, and is good at carrying. The boat on the plateau was praised by everyone. (Hit an animal)-Mystery: Yak
500 women backstroke (hitting Chinese tourist attractions)-Answer: Qiandao Lake
Which word is the coolest? – Mystery: Thongs are cool (thongs) -Mystery: City Hunter
Take a photo in the afternoon (use a common phrase)——Answer: Give me a kiss.
Go to God’s house (play a song)-Mystery: Pilgrimage Road-Han Hong
Guangyi Factory Terminology-Mystery: Designated Factory
No Listen, guess a word——Answer: door
Drive pigs into the door (hit the stars)——Answer: Wang Leehom (boom in).
Corn is stuffed in the stomach, and pearls are spit out (hitting farm tools)-mystery: thresher
tea (a Chinese and Western medical term)-answer: vegetables.
Fame and wealth are left behind (playing a religious term) – the answer: the four empty
Why are the first three days of haircut ugly? -Answer: Because you get used to it on the fourth day.
A small stick with a round top, which is easy to cause accidents if children play with it. (Play a daily utensil)-Answer: Matches
The Great Sage Equaling Heaven guards Taoyuan—Cross talk actor (work by Doujiu Caimi)—Answer: Hou
Have a baby with Gillian Chung and Edison Chen (hit an idiom) – answer: spoiled (coronation).
It’s free to visit the yard in Baozheng (play an idiom) – answer: It’s a bright day.
Buy a side dish for a housewife (play an idiom-answer: pick friends and resource networks.
Giant’s feet (play a place name in Chongqing)-answer: Dazu
Relax with a polite expression——Answer: It’s okay.
It’s raining at seven o’clock in Jizhong (beating a female singer)——Answer: Tian Zhen.
Is there something you can’t see but you can touch it? -Mystery: Pulse
Comprehensive Management (Common Words)-Answer: Rules
Nowadays What’s the least labor-intensive way to do things? -Mystery: Putting it off until tomorrow.
Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? -Mystery: Remove the two dots from the word ice.
” Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law and sister-in-law” (a common phrase with seven characters)-Answer: The lives of three women
A puzzle under the sun (playing idiom)-Answer: Eyes but no eyes.
Bajie appeared where the sun rose (played a song)-Mystery: Pearl of the Orient-Luo Dayou
The son of the mule and the horse (what is his name)-answer : Rome (Mule and Horse)
A book, I read it every day, read one book and tore another one. How many days in a year, how many small books are torn up. (Type a thing)-mystery :Calendar
Labor Day (Crash the Stars)-Mystery: Martial Arts
Is there something that is often said, but never met?-Answer: ***
Zhen Huan, Ruoxi, Lian Er, Qing Chuan (play one plant)——Answer: Four-leaf Clover.
Flowers fall alone, swifts fly together, guess a word——Answer: Two
The queen of mainland variety shows, witty and funny (acting as a host)-Answer: Nana