Classic funny signature (the funniest signature sentence)
Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I do not like you.
2. When I went out in the morning, I forgot to bring my mobile phone. When I went home at noon, the mobile game resource website showed a text message from my mother: Son, you forgot to bring your mobile phone.
Jack Ma once said: A person’s career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can’t bear to look in the mirror. It seemed that I was doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.
4. You can’t wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, and you can’t be intoxicated by a person who doesn’t love you. You’re not one to go all the way, and you can’t cut corners.
There are many things you can’t figure out at the time, don’t worry, you won’t remember them after a while.
6. I always close my eyes when I chop onions, thinking I won’t cry, but I still cry when I cut my hands.
7. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years!
8. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you.
9. The electric fan is really a better friend of human beings. I asked him if I was ugly, and he shook me seriously all night.
10. You never know when you are blessed. It means that some people gain weight and pretend not to know it.
11. When you are in a relationship, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes, and make money.
12. Love is as pitiful as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are as silent as loans.
13. Every time I encounter that kind of sensor faucet that is not easy to use, I feel like begging for food.
14. Although it is said that twisting melons is not sweet, sometimes I don’t care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to unscrew it, and I’m happy when I unscrew it.
15. No matter how beautiful your face is, it will grow old one day. I figured I probably couldn’t afford the loss, so I never got a good look at it.
16. Ayahuasca old tree, dark crow, empty cola watermelon, lying on the sofa after the show, the sun is setting, and the mood is so good that it explodes.
17. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you still think of so many ways to save money?
18. If you like someone, you have to confess. If you didn’t get rejected, you really thought you were a fairy.
19. Seeing others working so hard, working so hard, happily walking on the road to success, ask yourself, don’t you want to be their stumbling block? ?
20. People returnI have to go out more, otherwise I don’t know how comfortable it is to play with my mobile phone at home.