Text messages to tease girls (these words tease girlfriends)
One is to be thin, but I didn’t expect to be fat.
2. What is the saddest sentence you have ever heard and then turned around and went home immediately? Our crystal has been attacked.
Third, inviting girls out to play failed for two reasons. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth her washing her hair.
Fourth, most of the food, the so-called “going out to play” will eventually evolve into “find a place to have a meal and take a rest”.
5. I used to think that I couldn’t find a handsome husband because he was handsome; now that I’m mature, I feel that I can’t find an ugly one, because ugly ones are not only ***, but also ugly!
6. You’d better find someone who can make you laugh. I can’t do it anyway. I can only make you cry.
7. I put ten dollars a dozen in each dress. When I have no money, I like to surprise myself.
Eight. I had an argument with my girlfriend. After a while, she said: “It’s all right. Go to bed first.” I checked over and over again, and I felt that there was really no problem, so I was ready to go to bed, but she sent a message: After all, I alone withstood everything!
Nine, the morning flowers are plucked, and the ones that are plucked are all withered.
10. A girl broke up with her boyfriend, and her classmate comforted her: “What’s so good about that guy? He’s a civil engineer. You can tell he’s “earth” and “wood!” “The male software engineering student next to him was stunned when he heard it.
Eleventh, now, losing a pound of flesh is like risking your own life; a pound of flesh, It’s the same as playing again.
Twelve. I used to dream of waking up and fighting the sword, but I gave up the plan because I was too fat. My young heart was always a little frivolous, but now I have become fat. Hurt People are always hungry, need more calories, and eat my fat intestines… (from a fat man’s heartfelt voice)
Thirteen. As long as you feel at ease, everything is fine.
Fourteen years old. When I was a child, someone always lied to me with a lollipop. He thought it was too simple. At least he needs a lollipop and a packet of spicy sticks. I am very principled!
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Fifteen. The reason Sun Wukong is so thin is because he burned the heat in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.
16. If you care too much about other people’s opinions , then your life is like a dog, you have to follow what other people fart.
17. Accompanying my wife on the road at night, I found 5 yuan on the road. The wife said that the money I picked up must be You have to spend it, or you will bring bad luck to Youyou.com. I was dubious, but she took me into the supermarket and bought more than 200 snacks.
18. You can lie to me, but don’t let me find out .If a person doesn’t even try to lie, it’s really annoying.Huh!
19. I talked to my boyfriend yesterday, but somehow I Sudden disconnection. PassedAfter a while, this guy called me *** again. Before I could speak, he said, can you lose weight? Tell me yourself, how many times this month? I touched the hang up button with a smile on my face!
20. There are two reasons for leftover women. One is that no one looks down on them, and the other is that no one looks down on them.
21. Shortly before our 20th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 20 yellow roses to my office. After a few days, I folded off all the petals and let them dry. On the night of our wedding anniversary, I spread them out on the bed, laying on them, waiting for something good to happen…But, as soon as my husband saw me, he yelled: You are a mother, what a potato chip! Youresource.com, how can you eat your bed full…
22. An apple a day can drive away the doctor. What’s more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.
Twenty-three. Dad was a teenager when he was young. The day before the Chinese New Year, he wanted to go out to play, but asked your grandpa to post Spring Festival couplets. Dad hurriedly finished posting it and went out to play. When he came back, he was beaten up by your grandpa. Because I posted “good health” on the pigsty and “six animals are prosperous” on the bedroom door.
Twenty-four. My mother told me today: It doesn’t matter if you fail the college entrance examination. She has found me a strong supporter. I asked curiously: Who is it? My mother replied lightly: Guanyin Bodhisattva.